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RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Towns Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	31
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4531	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ores Mined:	646	Runes Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

BananaCraft2020

agriculture, banana heir, BananaCraft2020, Businessman, Campaign, Candidate, daniel noboa, ecuador, Ecuadorian politics, election, family business, heir apparent, leadership, Legacy, Political Aspirations, political dynasty, Politics, presidential candidate, presidential term, south america, Wealthy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	9

are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have bananas for days! daniel noboa, the ecuador banana heir, is seeking a full presidential term on our minecraft server! why, you ask? because he promises to build a banana kingdom like no other! imagine towering banana trees, banana houses, and even a banana army to protect your precious fruit. join now and be a part of the most a-peeling server in all of minecraft! banana-tastic! 🍌🍌🍌

SwitchCraft: Reverse Cancer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell regeneration, cells, colon cancer, disease reversal, future treatments, genetic therapy, health science, healthy cells, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecular switch, oncology, research, Reverse, reverse cancer, scientists, SwitchCraft, Technology, treatments

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Mines Excavated:	4131
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like da molecular switch dat can reverse cancer but in Minecraft form!!! Join dis server and turn all da bad stuff into good stuff, like turning creepers into fluffy bunnies and zombies into friendly villagers. We gonna create treatments to reverse all da bad mobs and make dem good again. Join now and be a part of dis epic journey to save Minecraft from da evil mobs!!! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringCrafting

The Grail

Adventure, Clans, Combat Mechanics, competition-loving community, competitive, crystal pvp, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, Player vs Player, Prizes, PvE, PvP, role-playing game, Sandbox, season system, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

The Grail Lifesteal | Season | Clans | Prizes | Welcome to The Grail! We are the most hardcore and competitive lifesteal 1.20 on the market, suitable for a competition-loving community. With a strong focus on combat mechanics (Crystal PvP) and a new competitive system of viewing the game thanks to our season system.

147.93.63.251

Fortune SMP

bedrock, BUILD, Cross-Play, Economy, Fortune SMP, Minecraft, playstyles, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Buildings Constructed:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	993444	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Fortune SMP offers a server that accommodates a large array of survival playstyles. You have the freedom to build, PVP, open shops and more. The server is 1.21.4 and supports bedrock players too!

fortunesmp.net

Eternal Forest Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Activation, attraction, Curiosity, ETERNAL, Exploration, fetish, foot fetish, Forest, girl feet, hidden desires, internet, learning, online exposure, online influence, personal discovery, Psychology, Realm, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about weird fetishes again! We have so much fun and chaos that you’ll forget all about girl feet and internet regrets. Plus, who needs rationality when you can just build crazy things and blow stuff up in the game? Embrace the madness and join us now!

NecklaceCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, cancel order, Communication, custom engraved, dainty, definition of dainty, etsy, gold plate, husband, initial necklace, long distance, Meaningful, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, NecklaceCraft, Night shift, not being grateful, PANDORA, Server, typewriter font, ungrateful

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of dainty details! Just like this player’s husband who thought he was getting a “dainty” necklace but ended up with a bulky monstrosity, our server promises to deliver exactly what you’re looking for…or maybe not!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might log in expecting a peaceful mining session only to find yourself in the middle of a chaotic PvP battle with chickens armed with diamond swords!

Don’t be like this player’s husband and misunderstand the true meaning of “dainty” – join our server and experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity. Who needs a dainty necklace when you can have a dainty creeper blowing up your base instead? See you in-game!

CraftyConfrontations

AA meetings, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyConfrontations, emotional distress, family, house chores, job changes, job hunting, mental health issues, overreaction, panic attacks, privacy, relationships, Secrets, struggles with alcohol, Support, Trust, unemployment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to build a house with your sibling without them stealing all your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for players of all ages to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a blocky paradise. No need to worry about nosy in-laws or judgmental sisters here – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you accidentally reveal your deepest, darkest secrets, like your secret love for llama farming or your addiction to mining for hours on end, everyone will just shrug it off and continue building their epic castles.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to fight off creepers than to fight with your boyfriend over who forgot to take out the trash.

CoolWebz Minecraft SMP

cool internet finds, cool web discoveries, coolest website, CoolWebz, hidden gems, hidden internet gems, hidden online gems, hidden treasures, hidden web gems, internet finds, lesser-known websites, Minecraft, obscure web finds, obscure websites, secret internet gems, secret online gems, secret websites, smp, under-the-radar websites, undiscovered online treasures, undiscovered websites, unique websites, unknown websites

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8431	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally underground? It’s so exclusive, only the coolest players are allowed to join. And get this, the owner is a billionaire who made their fortune selling virtual diamonds in-game.

But that’s not even the best part. The server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks. They’re like, the smartest llamas you’ll ever meet. And rumor has it, they can even speak in binary code.

If you want to join this epic server, you have to prove your worth by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or taming a dragon with nothing but a fishing rod. It’s totally insane, but also super fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride and a chance to hang out with some seriously cool llamas, you’ve gotta check out this secret Minecraft SMP server. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret.

PirateTVPricesSuck

Access, advertisements, affordability, consumer behavior, CONTENT, Copyright, Digital Media, downloading, Entertainment, illegal, Media consumption, ONLINE, Piracy, PirateTVPricesSuck, Prices, redditors, streaming, streaming services, subscription, television, TV brands, viewing habits

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Ahoy, me hearties! Tired of paying a king’s ransom for your favorite TV shows? Join our Minecraft server and sail the high seas of entertainment without breaking the bank! Our server is like a pirate’s paradise, where you can plunder all the latest TV shows and movies without spending a single doubloon. And don’t worry about those pesky ads – we’ve banished them to Davy Jones’ locker for good! So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only rule is to have a barrel of laughs! Arrr, matey!

GazaExodusMC Server

border control, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., egypt, exodus, foreign policy, gaza, GazaExodusMC, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lobbying, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, Plan, Politics, Preparations, Refugee Crisis, regional tensions, security measures, Server, trump

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

ok so like, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can escape from all the political drama, like seriously, we got a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where all u gotta worry about is building dope houses and fighting off creepers.

plus, we got this crazy story where the players gotta team up to stop a group of evil villagers from taking over the server and turning it into a giant potato farm. like, who even likes potatoes that much?

also, rumor has it that if u join the server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. but shh, u didn’t hear it from me.

so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic world together, away from all the real world drama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Players:	105/300	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
New Chunks Explored:	481979	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3