PokeRetreat | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	9435
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	292	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	70	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Votes:	627
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8165
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	2576
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magic Items Found:	1560
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	853	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7542	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6196
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Potions Brewed:	188	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5009	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9885

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	823	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Star Shards Collected:	202
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	67
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crops Grown:	7458

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	938817	Star Shards Collected:	217
Mines Excavated:	2541	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	280
Divine Spears Created:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3