PokerCraft FunLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Magic Items Found:	6966	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Towns Built:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	4901
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Chimeras Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6013	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	272
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crops Grown:	2800
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Votes:	266
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3768
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	1577	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Players:	107/300	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	263
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0