| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4851 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 125 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 434217 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 8342 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3410 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 281 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2018 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1152 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 143 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3107 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9135 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 7492 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 736 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5017 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3615 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 8332 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 5535 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3844 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1524 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 24 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1717 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 671136 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2047 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7557 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 259 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6451 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7406 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2778 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2355 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 1372 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2338 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Ores Mined: | 780 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3738 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8133 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3454 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
