PokeClash Cobblemon: Where mods, plugins, and pay-to-win are as common as a shiny Magikarp

IP	cobble.pokeclash.com
Cobblemon Version	1.4.1 Fabric

Question	Answer
Is everything on the server free to access?	Yes, there are no paywalls for any features on the server.
Can I trade Pokemon with other players?	Yes, there is a GTS system and Pokemon trading available.
Are there custom Pokemon skins available?	Yes, there are custom Pokemon skins on the server.
Do you have server events?	Yes, we have regular server events for players to participate in.

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Towns Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	163	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Votes:	4868	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Enchantments Applied:	75	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Divine Spears Created:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1939

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	6539	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	9348	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ores Mined:	5088	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Potions Brewed:	143

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	198
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6760
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Items Found:	3366
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	112	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	145	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	79	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

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