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Star Platinum Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible, even using Star Platinum to stop time and solve all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few bizarre stand users lurking around. Who needs diamonds when you have a stand like Star Platinum? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where anything can happen! -
Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about SEX! That’s right, we’ve got sexy skins, hot tubs, and even a strip club where you can show off your pixelated assets. Join us for a wild ride filled with naughty adventures and scandalous shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good time with your fellow players? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the sexy fun begin! -
Great Piece Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as lewd as possible! Our players are so wild that they’ve started wearing diamond armor as lingerie and strutting around the server like it’s a fashion show. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to post yourself…unless you want to show off your pixelated pecs! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just make sure to leave your modesty at the door!