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SymphoGears Nanoha Minecraft SMP
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP where anything goes!Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking llama who challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond block. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for a week. Sound like fun? That’s just the beginning!
Our server is home to the legendary Symphogears and Nanoha projects, where players can battle it out in epic showdowns using magical girl powers and giant mechs. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting trolled on 4chan? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only trolling you’ll experience is when someone tries to steal your diamonds! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got pigs that fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So say goodbye to 4chan and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! -
TurkeyTrotter Minecraft SMP
Are you a Trump supporter feeling left out and unwanted this Thanksgiving? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Trump supporters are not only welcomed, but celebrated!Imagine a world where you can build a giant wall around your base to keep out all the haters, where you can ride around on a MAGA-themed roller coaster, and where you can even have a pet orange cat named Donald Meow!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Trumpkin mob, who will fight by your side in battles against the evil Antifa army. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret bunker hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of gold-plated diamonds!
So why wait? Join our Trump-tastic Minecraft SMP today and show the world that being a Trump supporter is anything but unwanted! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain!
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Crafty Thoughts Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any tiny neurotic incestuous tribes in deserts claiming to be God’s chosen people! In fact, our server is so wild and wacky that even God himself would be scratching his head in confusion.Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual paradise without any ancient religious texts telling you what to do. Explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.
Forget about old testament nonsense, on our server the only commandment is to have fun! So come on over and see why our Minecraft community is the most absurdly entertaining place to be. Who needs ancient tribes when you can have pixelated llamas as your new overlords?
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Before Westernization Minecraft SMP
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Japan’s history of nanshoku relationships? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.Join us and experience the thrill of forming pederastic relationships with your fellow players, just like in the pre-Meiji period. The older partner, or nenja, can be a seasoned player while the younger partner, the chigo, can be a newbie looking for guidance. And don’t worry, the relationship will dissolve once the chigo reaches adulthood or leaves the server – we keep it honorable here!
But wait, there’s more! In our server, you can also experience the warrior class tradition of same-sex love. Train in the martial arts with a more experienced player and form a bond that transcends age categories. The nenja loves, the chigo is loved – it’s a dynamic duo that will have you feeling like a true samurai.
And as Japan progressed into the Meiji era, our server continues to embrace same-sex practices. But beware, there may be some animosity towards these practices as you navigate through the server. Will you stand strong against opposition or succumb to the pressures of Westernization efforts?
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embark on a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you may just find yourself in a nanshoku relationship that will stand the test of time – or at least until the next server reset!