PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8865	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	9218
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9290	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	8060	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Towns Built:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	231
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	1436

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!