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BabyBlockerCraft

adhd, anxiety, BabyBlockerCraft, Birth experience, Boundaries, child rearing, Communication, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandparents, maternal instincts, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationship dynamics, Respect, support system, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

Christmas beverage, Christmas drink, Christmas treat, creamy cocktail, creamy eggnog, creamy holiday drink, dairy drink, delicious drink, egg nog, EggNogCraft, festive drink, festive treat, holiday classic, holiday drink, holiday favorite, holiday tradition, seasonal favorite, traditional drink, traditional holiday beverage, winter beverage, winter treat

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

airports, airspace control, aviation safety, border conflict, cross-border conflict, drone strike, eastern europe, emergency protocols, flight disruptions, geopolitical tensions, international incident, military response, national defense, regional security, restricted activity, restricted zones, russia, security measures, Surveillance technology, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	7877
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

age, annual events, attention to time, christmas, cognitive psychology, cultural events, distortions in time perception, enjoyment, Event, Flyin, Fun, holidays, memory function, perception of time, Psychological phenomena, Ramadan, speeding up, temporal perception, Time, Time flying by, Time management, time passing quickly, time perception, Traditions, Warp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	7125
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

1.20.3, BUNS, Campaign, celebration, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, free, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, Notes, Patch, patch notes, Resources, snowstreamer, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, twitch, XIV

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

American, American cultural dominance, American cultural exports, American cultural impact, American cultural influence, american culture, American exports, American exports worldwide, American influence, American influence abroad, American influence on global scale, American influence on world, American influence worldwide, American products, American products abroad, cultural dominance, cultural exports, cultural imperialism, export, global impact, influential, influential exports, international influence, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72
Animals Bred:	94	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	574

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Buildings Constructed:	36	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6184
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

ExeosCraft

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, anti-grief, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Optimization, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, safe space, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ores Mined:	9882
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP
Server Age	Since June 2020
Map Size	35,000×35,000

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Features:

Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ:

1. Are there any rules against hate speech?

ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players, and hate speech is not tolerated on our server.

2. Can I obtain donator perks without donating?

Yes, all donator perks are available through free, in-game means. We believe in fairness for all players.

3. How can I suggest a feature or update for the server?

You can join our Discord and suggest a feature in the suggestions channel. We value player input and strive to improve based on community feedback.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, ExeosCraft is a no-grief server. We prioritize a positive and collaborative community experience.

5. How often are updates and events held on the server?

We strive to have regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord for announcements.

Ethereal Realm Wilds 1.21.2

1.21.2, Arabs, compassion, data entry job, dearborn, Elite, Ethereal, global dominance, iraqui, jeet larper, jew, Midwest, Muslim, Oklahoma, racial politics, rational beings, Realm, rich whites, white race, Wilds

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	78	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Bro, join this Minecraft server for real tho. It’s like the white race but in Minecraft form, we out here dominating the game but also showing compassion to all players. Just like the rich whites in those 5 cities, we’re on top but also spreading the love to all the noobs in the Midwest and Oklahoma. Forget about those rich Arabs, we got Muslim players ballin’ out in Dearborn, it’s wild. Plus, our data entry job is to enter the world of blocks and build epic stuff, no cushy landlord needed. Don’t be a jew or jeet larper, just come vibe with us and see how we’re changing the game in the past 100 years. Let’s gooooo!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Votes:	8708