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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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