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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

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