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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9489 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4435 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.
we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.