PleasureCraft SMP

Blessed Israel Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to escape like Israeli anons! Flee for safety, sound the trumpet, and raise the signal over Beth Hakkerem! Disaster looms out of the north, but fear not, for whoever stays in this city will die by the sword, famine, or plague – just like in the game!

Join us and be like the exiles from Judah, regarded as good figs by the Lord himself. Survive the sword and find favor in the wilderness – we promise to come and give rest to Israel, or at least to your Minecraft character.

Our server is so intense, even the Israeli army chief warns of a nuclear threat and simultaneous missile attacks from all fronts! The Rebbe of Mashlag has informed his followers to leave the land immediately, and the commander of Israel’s Home Front issued a stark warning of a full-scale, multi-front war with weapons of mass destruction. But fear not, on our server, you can experience all this chaos and danger from the safety of your own blocky world!

So come join us, where the stakes are high, the danger is real, and the only way to survive is to outbuild, outmine, and outcraft your enemies! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement of a war-torn Israel in Minecraft form? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minecraft SMP: Retro Network 1976

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BILcraftBaby2021

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us and experience the thrill of naming your baby after your brother-in-law, even if his girlfriend throws a hissy fit about it. Who knew naming a Minecraft character could cause so much chaos? But hey, that’s the fun of it all! Dive into our server and see if you’ll be the next one to stir up some family drama over a baby name. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	4371	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ExRelationshipMix Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Picture this: alliances forming and crumbling, secret love affairs between players, and epic battles over who gets to build their house next to the village fountain. It’s like a reality TV show, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking around every corner. So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more drama than a teenage romance novel, come join us on our server! Who knows, you might just find your next “song title” relationship waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	175

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy conspiracy theories that will blow your mind! Join us and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret underground lair, where he’s been plotting to take over the Minecraft world with his army of evil chickens. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists and turns, join our server now and become a conspiracy theory detective in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SyriaCraft: RIP IRGC Adviser

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Iran’s IRGC Adviser is actually a Minecraft player who got taken out by an Israeli airstrike in Syria. Crazy, right? Well, on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, insane storylines, and a community like no other. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those sneaky Israeli airstrikes! Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit by an airstrike, that is)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

Base incidents, blocks, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Fated Pursuit, Flora Unfurl, Fulminating Thunderstorm, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Rain Burst, secret societies, Server, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, Tier List

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic events like the [Rain Burst] and [Flora Unfurl] where you can unleash your inner nature warrior.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in the [Fulminating Thunderstorm] event where you can literally control the weather in the game? Or maybe you’re feeling a bit more adventurous and want to join the [Fated Pursuit] directional arrest – who knows where it will take you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have insane training phases like the [Mania Training] Phase 7 where you can level up like never before. Plus, our detailed tier list will help you dominate the game like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary player in the Minecraft world. And remember, if you’re not part of our secret society, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Potions Brewed:	73
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Magical Girl or Mecha Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical girl transforming into a mecha – unexpected and totally awesome!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with magical powers or building giant mechas to protect your base from invaders. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	9508	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyBacheloretteFashion

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only dress code is your pixelated skin!

Join us and leave behind the stress of trying to fit into a barbie pink dress for your friend’s bachelorette party. On our server, you can wear whatever color you want, even if it’s not pink!

Forget about bridesmaids dictating your outfit choices, on our server, you’re the boss of your own style. Plus, with our tall-friendly pixelated world, you won’t have to worry about clothes not fitting right due to your height.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineCraftRealityCheck

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Have you ever had to accept the fact that you can’t tame a Creeper as your pet in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you tame Creepers, but you can ride them into battle against hordes of zombie pigs! Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life and discover a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!). So come on, join us and embrace the insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	427175
Star Shards Collected:	76	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	884
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Jihad: Life Sentence

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have french jihadists running around causing chaos and blowing stuff up just like in charlie hebdo! you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon, maybe you’ll even get sentenced to life in prison for your shenanigans! join now for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Resuscitation Station

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Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Boring Internet Minecraft Server

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Tired of the same old boring internet? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some crazy fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So why settle for the same old boring internet when you can join our insane Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of chaos and laughter? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Let’s Talk Politics Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have intense political debates that make the real world look like child’s play. We have factions fighting over who gets control of the diamond mines, secret alliances forming behind the scenes, and even a presidential election where the winner gets to rule over the server with an iron fist (literally, if they choose to use iron weapons). So if you want to experience the thrill of Minecraft politics, join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate ruler of our crazy world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Potions Brewed:	52	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5