PleasureCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MommaDramaCraft

aita, building my future, college plans, conservative mother, controlling mother, deciding my own future, guilt and frustration, handling the situation, Islamic boarding school, making my mom cry, MommaDramaCraft, not believing anymore, pursuing goals, religious mother, sacrificing for children, standing up for myself, stifling school, telling her she can’t control my life

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1486	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of being controlled by your mom and forced to go to a boring Islamic boarding school? Do you want to break free and start building your future in a fun and exciting way? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of overbearing parents!

On our server, you can create your own world, pursue your goals, and never have to worry about being sent off to a school you don’t want to attend. Plus, you can join forces with other players who are also looking to break free from oppressive family situations.

Don’t wait five years to start living your life – join our server now and show your mom that you’re the master of your own destiny! Who knew escaping from a religious boarding school could be so entertaining and empowering? Let’s build a future together, one block at a time!

LockdownCraft SMP

adapting to change, community support, coping strategies, covid lockdowns, global crisis, historical event, isolation challenges, life during lockdown, life in quarantine, lockdown reflections, LockdownCraft, long-term effects, mental health struggles, new normal, pandemic memories, quarantine experiences, remote work, resilience, smp, social distancing, staying connected., virtual learning

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ores Mined:	3280	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya, life during the COVID lockdowns was like being stuck in a Minecraft SMP without any diamonds or even a crafting table! But guess what? Our server is the place to be during these crazy times! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!

2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.

3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.

4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ores Mined:	5957	Dragon Eggs Found:	1488
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	893464
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magic Items Found:	6854	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Farms Harvested:	123
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	7157
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Buildings Constructed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
New Chunks Explored:	325874	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5525	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Zombie Dances:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ores Mined:	6047
Potions Brewed:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	3895
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8576	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Animals Bred:	87	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	915200
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Animals Bred:	128
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

Players:	95/700	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1