PleaserPurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	4287
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3950
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Void Gems Collected:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3335
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	1804
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3494	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7716	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Divine Spears Created:	25
Crops Grown:	4734	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4324	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Runes Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	1091	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Ores Mined:	9066	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	143

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Emeralds Found:	6344
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5