PleaserPurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2925	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

bad job experiences, BlockyNightmare, horrible job, terrible job, worst job, worst job ever, worst job ever had, worst job ever had article, worst job ever had blog, worst job ever had discussion, worst job ever had experience, worst job ever had forum, worst job ever had list, worst job ever had quora, worst job ever had reddit, worst job ever had stories, worst job ever had yahoo answers, worst job ever stories, worst job stories, worst work experience

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Star Shards Collected:	78	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Crops Grown:	7432	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crops Grown:	7015	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Votes:	6427
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Votes:	5482	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Star Shards Collected:	204	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	176	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	202	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	194	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Animals Bred:	58	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9134
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Players:	106/800	Votes:	882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19