Space Swine Ammonia Inequities

air pollution, air quality, ammonia, black communities, environmental disparities, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, environmental racism, environmental studies, Hispanic communities, indigenous communities, Industrial Swine Facilities, Inequities, Nh3, pollution monitoring, remote sensing, satellite data, Space, space technology, Swine, Swine Operations

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, this server is so lit that even NASA is checking it out, man! They’re using satellite data to track all the crazy stuff happening on this server, like industrial swine facilities and air pollution inequities. Can you believe it? We’re so popular, even aliens wanna play with us!

And get this, the ammonia levels on this server are off the charts, especially in the Black, Hispanic, and Indigenous communities. It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally fun way! So, if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure and see some out-of-this-world pollution levels, then join us now! Who needs clean air when you can have a blast on this server, am I right? Let’s get polluting, baby!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

alliances, Citybuild, conquests, construction, Countries, crazyenchans, Economy, Empty, Enchantments, flight mode, Guns, KingdomsX, Mayor, mob army, Nations, No Private, No Wipes, Pacifist, plot quests, Plugin, PvP, Roleplay, Russian-speaking community, Survival, Territories, TRADES, Urban planning, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in the wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

s25.joinserver.xyz:25989

Sparked SMP

Active, admins, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Environment, Experience, Friends, hermitcraft, java, long term, Mature, Minecraft, Mods, Resets, rules, Server, smp, sparked, Whitelist, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	84	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About Us:	An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style!
	Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
	LONG-TERM world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
	Our server strives towards making friends and creating a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
	No land claims/ chest locks, as vanilla as possible!
	Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
	Some optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat!

While the server won’t be up for a few more days, you can join the discord now to apply and learn more about us! http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.

2. Do you have any age restrictions?

Yes, our server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

3. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have strict rules against discrimination, hacking, and griefing. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

Some mods and data packs are allowed on the server, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat. Please make sure to check with the admins before using any mods.

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult novelty, adult toys, Bedroom fun, discreet pleasure, Echoes, Ethereal, Fleshlight Faces, intimate accessories, intimate moments, intimate products, IRL edition, lifelike texture, male pleasure, masturbation aid, pleasure products, realistic feel, realistic sex toys, self pleasure, sensual experience, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, solo play

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

MomDontTripServer

adult relationships, adulting, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, helicopter parent, Immigrating, INDEPENDENCE, LDR, long-distance relationship, MomDontTripServer, mother-daughter relationship, overbearing mother, overprotective, parental expectations, personal space, social media, stress-free trip

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	93	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

binge watching, Characters, Decline, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing endings, disappointing sequels, Entertainment, favorite shows, great beginnings, Plot, Popular Shows, Quality, Seasons, shows to avoid, ShowStopperMinecraftSMP, storytelling, television, Television series, television shows, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDeathMatch

Afterlife, BlockyDeathMatch, death, demise, destiny, End.., eternal rest, Expiration, expiration date, fate, final destination, final hour, grim reaper, how you’d die, last breath, Life, long tail tag, mortality, Tag, username

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, activism, air travel, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, compensation, Court, EcoWarriorCraft, Emissions, environmental impact, environmentalist, FIRED, German, green technology, lawsuit, Legal, refusing, renewable energy, Researcher, travel

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

Bacteria, Bacterial infection, Combat, Crafty, Dermatology, HARMFUL, health, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Inflammatory Response, Itch, Itchy, Land, Microbiome, scratching, scratching itch, scratching skin, Scratchy, skin, skin health, skin irritation, skin microbiota, trigger

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Emeralds Found:	5055	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2587
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	8

so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

smp.me

age requirement, armor stand, Community vote, donator perks, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, LGBTQ, player heads, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

Features

Feature	Description
(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod	Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
Discord > server chat	Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
Web based world map	High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
Gradual world border expansion	Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
Grief prevention	Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
Adult staff team	Experienced staff without power complexes.
Opt-in only PVP	Players can choose to participate in PVP.
Decorative player heads	Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
Decisions made by community vote	Community-driven decision-making process.
Sleep skip	Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Head to smp.me to apply!

Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

1.20.6, agency.., brand, Corpo, corporeal, cyber, discussions, EIEN Extended, graduated talents, Identities, Idol, Kawaii, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Shill, small corpo, Talents, VAllure, VSMP, Vtubers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	7756	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, future mother in law, mother-in-law relationships, MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown, relationships, setting boundaries, wedding cake, wedding caterer, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, Wedding Flowers, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, wedding venue

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Towns Built:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Animals Bred:	137	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	6146
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Players:	107/100	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	541147	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

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