Playsmp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMen SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
New Chunks Explored:	378920	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6318

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Void Armor Forged:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Animals Bred:	170	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4327	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5