Playsmp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Farms Harvested:	363	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5783	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dragons Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	110	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ores Mined:	2254	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Farms Harvested:	131	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

RevoCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Cheats, Fun, Grief, Griefing, ip address, kill, minecraft server, multiplayer, No anti cheats, No Donations, no restrictions, No Rules, PvP, pvp server, Raiding, RevoCraft, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crops Grown:	9731
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Server with anarchy RevoCraft. We do not have donations or anti-cheats, you can play with cheats, grief, kill other players and much more.

Server IP: RevoCraft.ateronos.me

We are waiting for everyone!

RevoCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Mind Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Mind, mystic, Realm

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	2537	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Bro, forget about that weak sauce server you’re on right now. You need to join our Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ acid trip but with blocks and creepers.

We got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. It’s like a virtual reality mindfuck that will make you question your existence.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of chaos and insanity. We’ll make your brain explode with our wild adventures and bizarre landscapes.

Don’t be a pussy, come join us and see what it’s like to truly lose your mind in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Warm Milk Society

animal milk, body heat, Cold milk, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, digestion, Evolution, food history, homogenization, human invention, lactation, lactose, mammal milk, milk, milk processing, milk production, nutrition, pasteurization, society, Temperature, Warm, warm milk

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows produce warm milk straight from their bodies! forget cold milk, we offer the real deal here. our cows are genetically modified to have body heat that warms up the milk as soon as it leaves their udders. it’s like drinking a warm hug from a cow.

not only that, but our server is home to the legendary cow queen, who rules over all the cows with an iron hoof. she grants special powers to those who can prove themselves worthy by completing ridiculous challenges like milking a cow blindfolded or riding a pig through an obstacle course.

if you’re looking for a unique minecraft experience filled with warm milk and cow royalty, then come join us on our server. just watch out for the cow queen’s wrath if you dare to challenge her rule. it’s udderly insane, but in the best way possible.

Players:	105/600	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5