| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8373 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
PlayNewCraft is a multiplatform JAVA/BEDROCK survival server.
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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2762 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 527 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9200 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1793 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9844 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 713 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9110 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6555 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3433 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Votes: | 4579 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8402 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!
AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6379 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 313 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6280 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Votes: | 1942 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Potions Brewed: | 36 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 7039 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2453 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8566 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4155 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Server Name | 5000 Ants |
|---|---|
| Description | A building and farming focused server |
| Features | Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the server focused on? | Building and farming |
| What does the custom modpack focus on? | Farming, cooking, and building |
| Is the community welcoming? | Yes, very friendly! |
| Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft? | Yes, it does |
| Who would enjoy playing on this server? | Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9484 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 112 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.
Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7162 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?
So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6230 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 8835 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.
But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?
So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?
