| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 704 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9960 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4481 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7926 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4716 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4894 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3866 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 104 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 8108 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7912 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 328 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Farms Harvested: | 244 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2528 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 281 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8555 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 122 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7330 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7298 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 224 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 326 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3165 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Farms Harvested: | 328 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2075 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9261 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6475 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!
So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1619 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 991202 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8548 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6697 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2191 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9155 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 112 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
