| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9606 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9414 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 687 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 288 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Votes: | 4181 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7287 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8109 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7205 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 5255 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1284 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 199 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3644 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 6820 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Crops Grown: | 7102 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7425 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3076 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 2503 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2238 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 56 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2789 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7622 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8522 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 771 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2389 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5955 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 169208 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5540 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Magic Items Found: | 5535 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 112 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8606 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2978 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Votes: | 2034 | Star Shards Collected: | 281 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
