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VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Meteorites Collected:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mines Excavated:	3332	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	231	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	8971	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2965	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Potions Brewed:	157	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8016	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Towns Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Animals Bred:	97
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Votes:	3489
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Villages Defended:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crops Grown:	4448

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15