Play Outside Now – No More Obesity | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	116	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4712
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	194	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	2815	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ores Mined:	4070	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	526	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Alien Abductions:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Potions Brewed:	134	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.