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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Star Shards Collected: 166 Epic Quests Completed: 14
Astral Projections Made: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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