| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2240 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 115 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7313 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8822 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6230 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8813 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2230 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3904 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 6553 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 623 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Crops Grown: | 7616 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9285 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 72 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 8104 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7028 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4347 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 94 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 285 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3199 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1216 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1764 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6092 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 197 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4413 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 250 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3365 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6587 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 166 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
