| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5454 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 9285 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2885 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3045 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2866 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7468 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 346 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7598 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8917 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8767 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4941 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2354 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5209 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4674 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7037 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 139 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6293 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2668 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 109 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6189 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 | Mines Excavated: | 4442 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9367 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 154 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 2759 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5613 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 259 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7430 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9315 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 157 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5760 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3956 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
