| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7958 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1024 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 787843 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 240 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6988 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6028 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6570 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7839 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 381 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6687 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 748 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 449 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6073 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!
We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!
And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!
Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!
Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777
Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5254 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 32 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4236 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7990 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1417 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 280 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.
and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.
so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7129 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4401 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6711 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?
Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2914 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.
Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
