PlatinumSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Colonials

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	365870
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	601	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	6905	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

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Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

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Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Animals Bred:	42
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	550	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	4052
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

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Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	2791	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7