The BlazingSMP is a semi-vanilla server that has a good community, great staff, and a good set of rules in place. I hope this is the server you are looking for because I hope you have a great time on the BlazingSMP
PlatinumSMP.mcserver.us:26500
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GFHouseCleanerNeeded
Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with no one to clean up after themselves? Join our server for a wild ride of chores and arguments just like this real-life couple!Experience the thrill of confronting your virtual partner about the dishes piling up and the laundry room being a disaster zone. Watch as they deflect blame and tell you it’s all your fault, just like in real life!
But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual dishes to wash and clothes to fold in our pixelated world. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a job in our server that’s easier to get than in the real world!
Join now for a chaotic and hilarious adventure that will make you appreciate your own messy house a little bit more. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?
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Movie Buff Minecraft SMP – Last watched: Inception, highly recommend!
OMG guys, you totally have to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, we have a secret underground base where we breed flying pigs and ride them into battle against evil creepers. And one time, we had a massive dance party with villagers and even got a zombie to breakdance with us. It was lit, fam.But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure hunt where you can win diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely.
So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of cookies for the flying pigs. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes. ðĪŠðð·ðŠ
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BlockParty
unique experiences, relatable anecdotes, common misconceptions, personal revelations, surprising discoveries
Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and then had the entire village turn against you? Well, on our server, we encourage chicken punching! Join us for epic battles against angry villagers and their feathered friends. Who knew poultry could be so vengeful?But that’s not all! Ever tried to build a house out of diamond blocks, only to have it spontaneously combust? Yeah, we’ve been there too. But fear not, on our server, diamond houses are fireproof! Feel free to build your bling palace without fear of it going up in flames.
And don’t even get us started on the time we discovered a secret underground lair filled with creepers throwing a disco party. It was lit, literally! Join our server for a chance to stumble upon hidden dance floors, explosive beats, and maybe even a creeper DJ spinning some sick tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!
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TransatlanticCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know what’s better than diplomatic talks? playing on this epic minecraft server, duh. like, forget about all that boring stuff and come join us for some crazy fun!we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). our mods are like, wizards who can make anything happen, so you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll go on next.
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. who needs diplomatic talks when u can have a rainbow-farting dragon by your side? come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyTrump’sTariffFun
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally insane and off the hook? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com, like seriously.we got pigs that fly, like, for real. and don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that makes u invincible. oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too.
plus, like, the admin is a ninja who can do backflips while fighting off creepers. it’s, like, totally epic. so, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind, then, like, u gotta join this one. trust me, u won’t regret it.