PlatinumSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6966	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	1637	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Crops Grown:	5710	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Colonials

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Crops Grown:	3859	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magic Items Found:	5405	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8945	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crops Grown:	4764
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	5798
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	191
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12