PlatinumSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Colonials

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	1516	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Farms Harvested:	390
Towns Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5554	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

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Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	134

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

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Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4364
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Star Shards Collected:	128	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	56
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3