PlatinumSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4061	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Buildings Constructed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blockheads R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	4578	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchantments Applied:	285
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	947344	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

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Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2