PlasticPeenProblemsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	145	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mines Excavated:	1366
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Votes:	8013
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8203
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9814
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1