PlasticPeenProblemsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mines Excavated:	1540

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Crops Grown:	3276

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Items Found:	2081	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9798	Emeralds Found:	8919
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	7686
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Magic Items Found:	6808	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	627031	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	273
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Farms Harvested:	179	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	3271
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	639284
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

Players:	109/400	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2