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Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!

And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department, ER visits, Escape, healthcare data, healthcare management, healthcare outcomes, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, healthcare utilization, leaving before recommended, medical recommendations, pandemic, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, patient behavior, patient safety, post-pandemic, rise in patients, U.S patients

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

Crafted Explorers

Adventure, armor, Biomes, blocks, crafted, Experience, Exploration, Explorers, Fun, Join, Journey, Modded, Mods, new, Open, others, Play, Server, Space, things, Tools, try, Welcoming

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Crafted Explorers Minecraft Server

Crafted Explorers is a modpack that’s ever changing by the season, currently centered around cobblemon with lots of fun mods to play with along the journey!

Theres lots for you to do, more blocks, armor, tools and many biomes to explore! There is also a server up where you can join and play with others. It’s an open and welcoming space to anyone wanting the SMP modpack experience of adventure, exploration and trying new things!

For more information and to join the community, check out our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Crafted Explorers modpack?	Crafted Explorers is a modpack for Minecraft that is constantly changing and currently centered around cobblemon with various fun mods.
What can I do in the modpack?	There are more blocks, armor, tools, and biomes to explore in the modpack. Additionally, there is a server where you can play with others.
How can I join the Crafted Explorers community?	You can join the community by joining the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	121
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Votes:	3055	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Minecraft Mayhem: Russian Navy BBQ

accident, bbq, Crisis, emergency, Fire, international news, maritime disaster, maritime safety, MAYHEM, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Military, Minecraft, naval fleet, naval incident, naval operations, Naval vessels, naval warfare, Navy, russia, Russian, Russian navy, Tragedy, Vessels, Warships

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Potions Brewed:	114

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS INSANE STORY – THREE RUSSIAN NAVY VESSELS WERE BURNING IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AT THE SAME TIME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CRAZINESS YOU’LL EXPERIENCE ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, WILD ADVENTURES, AND UNLIMITED FUN! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE, EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS CAVES, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH TALKING LLAMAS (YES, THEY EXIST HERE)!

WE’VE GOT CUSTOM MINIGAMES, CRAZY EVENTS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WACKY AS THEY COME! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

EddyCraft: Windy Waters and Wacky Weather

atmospheric influence, atmospheric winds, circular currents, climate patterns, climate research, complex weather patterns, EddyCraft, marine science, marine weather, ocean circulation, ocean currents, ocean dynamics, ocean eddies, ocean weather, oceanography, oceanography research, Wacky, water currents, water patterns, Waters, weather, weather patterns, wind influence, wind patterns, windy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	97	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

so, like, did you know that on this minecraft server, the atmospheric winds actually influence the ocean eddies? like, they make these crazy circular currents of water that are, like, 100 kilometers wide. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude. and, like, the ocean’s weather patterns are, like, way more complex than we thought. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. come on, don’t be a noob. join us and experience the insanity for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

TheosisMC

Additions, auction house, Bases, chests, Coins, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, Farms, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, Monsters, multiplayer, Players, premium rank, Soup of Life, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Farms Harvested:	857
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Emeralds Found:	954

TheosisMC Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy
Land claiming system
Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Non-pay-to-win

Joining the Server

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

If unable to add a server directly, add “TheosisMC” as a cross-platform friend.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Can I join the server using Bedrock Edition?

Answer: Yes, TheosisMC supports both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.

Question: How do I make money on the server?

Answer: Players earn coins by looting chests and killing monsters, which can be used for trading with other players.

Question: What happens if I die as a claim owner?

Answer: If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted, so be careful!

Question: Are the custom items available for purchase?

Answer: Yes, the Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops.

Question: Is the VIP rank pay-to-win?

Answer: No, the VIP rank on TheosisMC only provides cosmetic perks and does not give any competitive advantage.

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, animation, Anime, anime songs, catchy, classic, Creepy Nuts, Ethereal, Favorite, Haven, INSTANT, INTRO, japanese, Lisa, Music, nostalgic, OP THREAD, Opening, series, theme song, wagakki band, yoasobi

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like watching an anime but in blocky form! Imagine mining diamonds while listening to Creepy Nuts, Wagakki Band, YOASOBI, or LiSA – it’s an instant classic, just like that one OP that’s still my favorite! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, come and play with us!

GrannyGriefNoMore

ABUSIVE, aita, childhood trauma, difficult family relationships, distant relatives, Emotional Abuse, estranged relatives, family, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational trauma, Grandma, GrannyGriefNoMore, neglect, not taking son, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
New Chunks Explored:	828005	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like our player who had a rough childhood with a neglectful dad and an abusive grandma named Deb.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about disappointing baby showers or unresponsive relatives. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and create your own happy ending without the need for toxic family members.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted family drama again. Plus, we have virtual baby showers that always have a full attendance, no matter what! Join us now and leave your real-life family issues in the past.

NoChip Wireless EcoTags

#sustainability, chip-free, eco-friendly, EcoTags, electromagnetic waves, electronic tags, electronic waste, Engineering, Engineers, environmental conservation, environmental impact, IC chip, Id, innovation, NoChip, RFID, sensing data, sensor technology, Technology, waste reduction, wireless, wireless communication, wireless sensors

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chip-free wireless sensors that are gonna blow your mind, bro! these sensors are so next level, they gonna reduce the environmental impact of electronic tags like you wouldn’t believe. our engineers straight up developed these wireless tags that are gonna help cut down on all that electronic waste caused by single-use RFID.

imagine this, dude – the electromagnetic waves are gonna be directly reflected with ID and sensing data WITHOUT an IC chip. like, what even is an IC chip anyway? who needs it when you got our wireless sensors doing all the work for you.

so come on over to our server and experience the future of minecraft with these insane sensors. join now and be part of the revolution, man!

Red Grief server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Red Grief, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	9696
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

The description of the server server “Red Grief” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

RedGriefCraft.aternos.me

TerraTrove

Adults, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama-free, Fun, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, properly moderated, Relax, Safe, season 4, Server, smp, Space, TerraTrove, thieves, Time

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Towns Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Requirements	18+ Whitelisted Only
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock

Season 4 is starting on 1st Feb (TODAY!) and seasons last around 8+ months.

It’s properly moderated, so there is no drama like other big, public servers. The idea is for everyone to know each other, have fun together, and enjoy the game, not just wander off building farms solo.

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, drop your Discord below, and I’ll add you! Alternatively, add my discord – kyronix

Hopefully we you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server is running on version 1.21.4
Is the server open to players under 18?	No, the server is only open to players who are 18 and above and have been whitelisted.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
How can I join the server?	To join, drop your Discord below or add kyronix on Discord for an invitation.

Players:	107/700	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4170	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0