Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY