so like, imagine this, right? you log into this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re surrounded by giant toothbrushes and floss flying everywhere! it’s like a dental nightmare come to life, but in a hilarious way.

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  • ZzzCraft – Sleepless in Minecraft

    ZzzCraft – Sleepless in Minecraft
    Are creepers haunting your dreams? Are skeletons rattling your bones? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out in spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to get in on the action. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to epic adventures!

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  • Bookworms Minecraft Server

    Bookworms Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your sister ruining your precious books by folding the pages instead of using a bookmark? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the page-folding madness and build your own bookshelves filled with virtual books that can never be harmed!

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  • NailSalonNoShowLOL

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    Are you tired of boring old nail salons? Looking for a manicurist with a wild side? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our manicurist (40f) has Multiple sclerosis and needs a transplant, but instead of setting up a charity fund, she’s asking players for donations in-game!

    Join our server and help her pay her bills by mining for diamonds and trading them in for nail art services. But be warned, she’s not afraid to call you out if you don’t donate enough. One player tried to give her $50, but she demanded $300 instead!

    So come on down to our server and help out our manicurist in need. Who knew saving the world could look so fabulous?

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  • CraftyTunesMC

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly found themselves in a magical land filled with talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. The player was so amazed by the wacky adventures they had on our server that they never wanted to leave! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. And as for the one song we’d recommend right now? It’s “Baby Shark” on repeat because why not add a little insanity to your Minecraft experience? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin!

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  • HypersonicCraft: Trump’s Missile Mishap

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    So like, imagine a world where Trump is accusing Russia of stealing US hypersonic missile plans, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and be part of the epic battle between the US and Russia, all while building your own hypersonic missiles out of blocks! Will you be on Team Trump or Team Russia? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands! Plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

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