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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70 Epic Quests Completed: 26
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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