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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4170 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 3356 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 5105 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.
why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?
