PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we believe changing your food choices can save the world!

Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Farms Harvested:	852	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	118
Void Gems Collected:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crops Grown:	9262

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4080

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Votes:	7472	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	412
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Magic Items Found:	4151	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2619
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Votes:	4220	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Animals Bred:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?