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BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

association, Clan, Clans, classic, Computer, Discord, Exploration, free, Friends, Game, Hardcore, House, java, Minecraft, mobs, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Phone, Pirate, Pleasure, Resources, Roleplay, Russian, SEASON 2, Server, sociable, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9130

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, blocktopia, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	7845
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Potions Brewed:	82
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3988

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ores Mined:	5565
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyBlockHQ

Conflict, controversy, CraftyBlockHQ, Development, displacement, expropriated, Government, headquarters, housing units, Humanitarian Aid, international law, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, palestinian refugees, Political unrest, Property, real estate, seized, united nations, UNRWA

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ores Mined:	4052
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

acoustic music, Bossa Nova, Brazilian culture, brazilian music, Brazilian rhythm, Chill, Chorinho, cultural heritage, dance music, Forró, instrumental music, latin music, live performance, Minecraft, music genre, music history, music scene, music style, music tradition, music video, SAMBA, Server, traditional music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

#Boscha, #TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Dana Terrace, Disney, disney channel, general, highlights, Hot Topic, House, Hunter’s Palisman, instagram, interview, Lilith’s letter, Luz’s diary, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack Playlist, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Ores Mined:	4546	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoVacayForHubby123

albania, bills, Business, child, cleaning, Clients, Cooking, family, greece, husband, Iceland, mexico, night waking, NoVacayForHubby123, nursing, sacrifice, selfish, separate finances, spain, travel, vacation, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Civic Duty, civic engagement, democratic process, disenfranchisement, election participation, lack of trust in government, Minecraft, non-voters, NoVoteNoDiamonds, political activism, political apathy, political awareness, political disillusionment, smp, voter education, voter empowerment, voter registration, voter suppression, voter turnout, voting behavior, voting eligibility, voting rights, voting rights advocacy

Listen, if you’re not joining our Minecraft SMP, you might as well be one of those Americans who don’t vote. And we all know what happens to them… they get banished to the Nether! Trust me, you don’t want to end up in a fiery pit surrounded by ghasts and piglins. So join our SMP and vote for a world filled with endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. Don’t be a non-voter, be a Minecraft champion!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	326523
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KinkCraft: What’s Yours?

BDSM, biggest kink, bondage, dirty talk, Domination, exhibitionism, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, foot fetish, KinkCraft, latex fetish, leather fetish, Masochism, power play, role-play, sadism, spanking, Submission, taboo, voyeurism, whats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”

So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Airbucks Paper Co. – Save Trees, Buy Air

#sustainability, Air, Airbucks, animated film, bottled air, Buy, conservation, conservation efforts, consumerism, Deforestation, Dr. Seuss, eco-friendly, Environmental awareness, environmental problems, green living, lorax, nature preservation., Paper, paper money, paper production, Pollution, renewable resources, Save, Thneedville, Trees

come join our minecraft server where we sell bottled air for diamonds! forget about cutting down trees for paper, we make it out of thin air! in our world, you can trade paper money for air, just like in the lorax! but watch out for the sneaky players who try to steal your precious air bottles! join us for a crazy adventure where you can breathe easy and craft without harming the environment!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

What are Minecraft servers like FinalCraft Skylords ?

1.7.10, Agricraft seeds, BloodMagic, Community, creator, Discord, Economy, EverNife, FinalCraft Network, genre, Islands, Magic, Minecraft Version, Modpack, progress, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, SKY, Skyblock, Survival, Technology, Tekkit

Some servers similar to FinalCraft Skylords include:

1. Skyblock Network: This server offers a classic Skyblock experience with a large player base and regular updates to keep things fresh.

2. SkyRealms: With a focus on both Magic and Technology, SkyRealms offers a unique twist on the traditional Skyblock gameplay.

3. SkyFactory: This server takes the Skyblock concept to the next level with a heavy emphasis on automation and resource management.

4. SkyGrid: For a different take on the Skyblock formula, try SkyGrid, where players navigate a grid of floating blocks to survive and thrive.

5. SkyWars: If you enjoy the competitive aspect of Skyblock, check out SkyWars for fast-paced PvP action on floating islands.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to FinalCraft Skylords but with their own unique features and community. Give them a try to see which one becomes your new favorite!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	5