PizzaLover420 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Magic Items Found:	5574	Love Letters Sent:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit pizza parties ever! Like, we have a special pizza plugin that lets you order any pizza you want in-game and it magically appears in front of you. And get this, the creepers are actually just misunderstood pizza delivery guys who want to give you a slice of pepperoni instead of blowing you up. Plus, our admins are actually pizza chefs in real life so they know all the best toppings to put on your virtual pizza. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Emeralds Found:	8980
Ores Mined:	8158	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4309
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Farms Harvested:	818	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mines Excavated:	4565
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ores Mined:	6874	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5899	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mines Excavated:	2983
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9240	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	4922	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	382
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	228
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ores Mined:	9153	Star Shards Collected:	184
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.