PizzaCraft: Where you can copy flags and build pasta houses! 🍕🇮🇹

BUILD, colors, Copy, cultural appropriation, design, Equal, Flag, Flags, heritage, History, Houses, Identity, Imitation, inspiration, italy, national pride, national symbol, originality, pasta, patriotism, Pizzacraft, SOVEREIGNTY, symbol, tradition, Unique

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Mines Excavated:	4688
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more flags than a UN summit! Need a flag for your castle? We got you covered. Want to create a flag that will make Italy jealous? We’ve got that too.

Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?

So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!

NoPottyPartyCraft

awkward, Ban, bathroom, business partners, caulk, disgust, Friend, guest, home, Issue, Meetings, nauseating, NoPottyPartyCraft, office, partner, Sewer, sign, smell, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, WIBTA

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Divine Spears Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bathroom smells like a fishy sewer thanks to one of our players! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with mystery, intrigue, and a whole lot of stink!

Our server is so exclusive that even the bathroom has its own storyline. Will you uncover the secrets behind the fishy smell, or will you just hold your breath and hope for the best? The choice is yours!

But beware, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of caulk-replacing adventures, toilet mysteries, and awkward encounters with smelly guests. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the stinkiest bathroom in gaming history. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor!

TaskMasterMinecraft SMP

cleaning supplies, decluttering, digital tools, efficiency, home organization, multitasking, office supplies, organization, Prioritization, productivity apps, productivity tools, project management, research tools, Scheduling, smp, study aids, task management, TaskMasterMinecraft, Technology, Time management, time saving hacks, to-do lists

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magic Items Found:	6400
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2296	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. So basically, this server is like a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds and rainbows. Like, you join and suddenly your work is done, your homework is finished, and your house is spotless. It’s like having a personal army of villagers at your beck and call.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cake. I’m not even joking, bro.

So if you want to level up your Minecraft game and become the ultimate blocky warrior, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday night. Can you say, epic gamer moment?

BlockBusters: Suicide Prevention Edition

blockbusters, coping strategies, Edition, Emotional support, Hope, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Prevention, Professional help, reaching out, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, self-care, staying strong, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the brink of insanity! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw surprise birthday parties for unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary block-eating dragon, Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles of wit and skill. Rumor has it that defeating Steve will grant you the power to control time itself, allowing you to turn back the clock and undo all those embarrassing deaths by falling into lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

HotCraft2024

2024.., climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate report, climate research, climate science, climate statistics, environmental news, extreme weather events, global warming, heatwaves, HotCraft2024, hottest year on record, record breaking heat, rising temperatures, scientific data, temperature rise, UN weather agency, weather patterns

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

OMG, this server is so lit, it’s hotter than 2024 according to the UN weather agency! Join us if you want to experience the heat of the hottest year ever recorded while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. We have lava pits that make the Nether look like a kiddie pool and diamonds so rare they make unicorns jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and let’s make 2024 look like a walk in the park compared to the insanity that awaits you here!

PixelPotion MedCraft

Accuracy, ai, Artificial Intelligence, data analysis, data disruption, data integrity, false data, false input, Healthcare, Information Technology, language models, language processing, machine learning, MedCraft, medical data, Misinformation, misinformation spread, PixelPotion, research, study, Technology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

come join our wild and wacky minecraft server where AI models run amok! that’s right, our server is run by a bunch of crazy AI models that will keep u on ur toes 24/7.

we’ve got misinformation flying left and right, all thanks to our mischievous AI pals. just 0.001% false data can turn our server into a chaotic mess, and trust me, it’s a blast!

so if u want a minecraft experience like no other, come join us! who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans u’ll get into. see u there, buddy!

What are Minecraft servers like Centuries of Conquest ?

alliances, Battles, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, dynamic, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, History, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, strategy, Survival, Towny, WARFARE

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ores Mined:	4817
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	238
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Age of Conquest: This server offers a similar experience to Centuries of Conquest, focusing on building and conquering territories through alliances and warfare. With a dedicated community and immersive gameplay elements, Age of Conquest is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.
Kingdoms of Resilience: Step into a world of kingdoms and resilience with this Minecraft server, where players can band together to conquer lands and shape the server’s history. With unique PvP elements and a thriving community, Kingdoms of Resilience is a great alternative to Centuries of Conquest.
Empires of Destiny: Explore a world of empires and destiny on this Minecraft server, where players can forge alliances, wage wars, and build their own legacies. With a focus on player-driven gameplay and dynamic events, Empires of Destiny offers a similar experience to Centuries of Conquest that you won’t want to miss.

Whether you’re a fan of immersive gameplay, dynamic alliances, or epic battles, these similar Minecraft servers are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join one today and embark on your own conquest to greatness!

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United Anarchy

Anarchy, Chaos, creativity, Discord, Explore, flying, Hacks, Ip:, Latest Version, Minecraft, No bans, no limits, No Rules, Pure, Server, Survival, United, update, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Server Overview
No Rules or Bans This is a true anarchy server—there are no rules, bans, or restrictions. You can cheat, grief, hack (Xray, flying), or do whatever you want. Your play style is your choice, and there’s no one to stop you. Hacks Allowed Bring your favorite hacks to the table! Whether it’s flying, Xray, kill aura, or auto-mining, you’re free to use any modifications. There’s no anti-cheat system here. Flying Enabled Fly across the map at lightning speed for scouting, escaping enemies, or simply exploring. Flying is fully supported and embraced on this server. Pure Vanilla Experience Relive Minecraft in its purest form with no plugins, commands, or non-vanilla mechanics. It’s all about survival and creativity. Latest Version Stay on the cutting edge with updates to the server within hours of new Minecraft versions being released. IP: unitedanarchy.minecraftedge.com Discord: https://discord.gg/y8rw7GtNw2 Website: United Anarchy[1.21.4] [Vanilla] {No rules/bans} Minecraft Server

Server Overview

No Rules or Bans This is a true anarchy server—there are no rules, bans, or restrictions. You can cheat, grief, hack (Xray, flying), or do whatever you want. Your play style is your choice, and there’s no one to stop you.

Hacks Allowed Bring your favorite hacks to the table! Whether it’s flying, Xray, kill aura, or auto-mining, you’re free to use any modifications. There’s no anti-cheat system here.

Flying Enabled Fly across the map at lightning speed for scouting, escaping enemies, or simply exploring. Flying is fully supported and embraced on this server.

Pure Vanilla Experience Relive Minecraft in its purest form with no plugins, commands, or non-vanilla mechanics. It’s all about survival and creativity.

Latest Version Stay on the cutting edge with updates to the server within hours of new Minecraft versions being released.

IP: unitedanarchy.minecraftedge.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/y8rw7GtNw2

Website: United Anarchy[1.21.4] [Vanilla] {No rules/bans} Minecraft Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on this server?	Yes, cheating is allowed on this anarchy server. There are no rules against it.
Are hacks like Xray and flying allowed?	Yes, all hacks including Xray, flying, kill aura, and auto-mining are allowed on this server.
Can players fly in the game?	Yes, flying is enabled on this server for faster travel and exploration.
Is this server a pure vanilla experience?	Yes, this server stays true to the vanilla essence with no plugins, commands, or non-vanilla mechanics.
How often is the server updated?	The server is updated within hours of new Minecraft versions being released.

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Enchanted, PIXEL, Realm

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	55
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the answer to this burning question! We have a community of players who are experts in all things butt-related. From building giant butt statues to organizing butt-eating competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have exclusive butt-themed skins and mods that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable. So come on, join us and let’s explore the world of butts together!

BroBro’s Moving Co. Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, apology refused, Borrow, BroBros, brother, colorful names, Disrespect, family, Favor, Frustration, Furniture, get over it, holding grudge, Incident, Keyboard, Minecraft, Move, Moving, not helping, Overseas, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Votes:	4564	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own brother? Do you want to escape the drama and dive into a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any family drama? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all the piano-related grudges behind!

Our server is the perfect place to let off some steam and unleash your creativity. Build the biggest, most epic structures you can imagine and show off your skills to your fellow players. And the best part? No one will borrow your keyboard and refuse to give it back!

Join now and experience a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Leave the real-life family issues behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family who will always have your back, keyboard included!

FamRageCraft

Agreement, anger, appraisal, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, emotional response, Estate, family, family dynamics, FamRageCraft, Frustration, home buying, Inheritance, market value., Property, real estate, relationships, stepfamily, stress

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	759
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you lose your mind? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane family story. We promise not to sell you out at the last minute like this OP’s stepfamily did. Plus, we offer a special discount for players who are willing to tell their family members to go suck a dick – it’s all part of the fun! So come join us and leave the stress behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers.

WeekendWarriorMC SMP

Adventure, balance, Exploration, family, Friends, Fun activities, Happiness, hobbies, leisure, mindfulness, new experiences, outdoors, Peace, perfect weekend, quality time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Tranquility, travel, WeekendWarriorMC

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Picture this: a land filled with rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and villagers who break out into dance parties every hour on the hour. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build cool stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find. It’s like a treasure trove just waiting to be plundered by brave adventurers. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone brave enough to try and steal them.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join our Minecraft SMP server! Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here.

MineCraftyReddit

community engagement, content discovery, discussion platform, downvoting, Entertainment, information sharing, internet culture, long tail tags, memes, MineCraftyReddit, news aggregation, Online Community, online forums, Q&A, reddit, social media, subreddits, trending topics, upvoting, user interactions, User-generated content

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas?

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic dance battles with other players, build a giant statue of a potato, or even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

YemeniBoomCraft

airstrikes, civilian casualties, counterterrorism operations, drone strikes, global politics, international news, Israeli military, Joint US-Israeli airstrikes, Middle East conflict, military cooperation, military intervention, regional tensions, Reports, security threats, targeted attacks, us foreign policy, War on Terror, Yemen, Yemen crisis, YemeniBoomCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Crops Grown:	7305	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we do joint US-Israeli airstrikes on Yemen? Yeah, you heard me right! We’re out here causing chaos and blowing stuff up like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being in the middle of a war zone, but in Minecraft form. We’ve got explosions, airstrikes, and all kinds of crazy shenanigans happening 24/7.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, come join us for some real action-packed gameplay. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been a part of a virtual war between countries in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s wreak havoc together on this insane Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Kate Winslet’s Boob Mountain

actress, award winning, beauty, body positivity, boob, breasts, Celebrity, controversial, FAMOUS, film industry, History, Hollywood star., iconic, Kate, kate winslet, media attention, Most Viewed, Mountain, Popular, public figure, TALENTED, Titanic, winslets, world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, imagine if you could see those famous boobs in minecraft!!! well, you can’t on this server, but you can build a giant statue of them! join us for the most epic boob-themed builds you’ve ever seen! we also have a secret underground maze filled with cows wearing top hats. why? who knows! but it’s hilarious! plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party with llamas as DJs. trust me, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. come join the fun!

Blocky Babes and Bros: No Misogyny Allowed

Allowed, anti-democratic views, Babes, blocky, bros, democratic values, economic productivity, gender discrimination, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, gender-based violence, Genders, healthy lifespan, LARGEST, life expectancy, linked, Misogyny, misogyny effects, negative outcomes, perpetuates, productivity loss, societal impact, study, violence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE, THE BIGGEST AND BESTEST SERVER OUT THERE, LIKE EVER.

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE LITERALLY. U CAN’T EVEN COUNT HOW MANY DIAMONDS WE GOT.

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT JOINING THIS SERVER WILL MAKE U 100% MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN IT.

PLUS, IF U JOIN, U WILL LITERALLY LIVE FOREVER. YEAH, U HEARD ME. IMMORTALITY IS JUST A CLICK AWAY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE