PizzaCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of accommodating all players, even those with dietary restrictions! Join us for a wild adventure where you can enjoy virtual pizza without any risk of cross-contamination.

Imagine a world where your lactose-intolerant son can feast on endless fries, dough balls, and other delicious non-dairy treats without feeling excluded or humiliated. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their dietary needs.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make lifelong friendships in a supportive and inclusive gaming community. Say goodbye to dad guilt and hello to a world where everyone can enjoy the virtual pizza party of their dreams!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knew virtual pizza could bring so much joy and laughter? 🍕😂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

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HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Items Found:	7115

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2630	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
New Chunks Explored:	504726	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	9901	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.