PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

affordability, Budget, comparison, cost, cuisine, culture, Dining, dining out, expensive, Food, Gourmet, indulgence, International, luxury, Meal, Minecraft, norway, pizza, Pizzacraft, price, Restaurant, Server, Value

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mines Excavated:	4316
Astral Projections Made:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Tired of paying ridiculous prices for pizza in Norway? Come join our Minecraft server where pizza is not only free, but it rains down from the sky in a never-ending shower of cheesy goodness! Our server is so magical, even the creepers can’t resist taking a bite out of our delicious pixelated pies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret pizza dungeon hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted the power to summon an army of pizza-loving pandas to do your bidding. So why waste your money on overpriced pizza when you can join us and feast like a king for free? See you in the pizza paradise!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Villages Defended:	9
Divine Spears Created:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3358	Holy Grails Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Void Gems Collected:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Votes:	5024	Secret Passages Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	817469	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Star Shards Collected:	145
Players Killed by Monsters:	8980	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3151	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Void Gems Collected:	34	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!