| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9737 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 90 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 35 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3661 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5222 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 419 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8523 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6389 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1448 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3742 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6843 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Votes: | 1494 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Mines Excavated: | 1918 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6804 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 445091 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Ores Mined: | 5285 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5273 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 6007 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9663 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3799 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 167 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 96 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
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A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.
A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.
A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.
A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9522 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9610 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.
Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7983 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6098 | Star Shards Collected: | 264 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2178 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7767 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.
So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3485 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Crops Grown: | 6146 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 206 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!
