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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6485 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!
