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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6141 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!
