PixelVale | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magic Items Found:	6922
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Dragon Eggs Found:	7227	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	189
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	293
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3747
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2801
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Holy Grails Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	253
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Potions Brewed:	115
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	175	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magic Items Found:	2838	Gods Slained:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1886
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

Players:	93/700	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	51	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6