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MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4439	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Emeralds Found:	7009	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Farms Harvested:	130	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Magic Items Found:	2246	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

Ancient Skull Quest: Hypercarnivore Discovery

30 Million Year Old, Ancient, archaeology, COMPLETE, DISCOVER, discovery, egypt, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, History, Hypercarnivore, modern day, Newly Identified, Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Quest, research, Science, skull

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got DINOSAURS!!! like, frickin’ T-REXES and stuff runnin’ around, eatin’ villagers and creepers like it’s no big deal.

One time, I was just chillin’ in my base, mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden a freakin’ PTERODACTYL swooped down and tried to snatch me up! I had to fight it off with my trusty diamond sword, but man, that was a close call.

And get this, we also got a secret underground lab where we’re tryin’ to clone extinct animals back to life. I heard a rumor that they’re workin’ on bringin’ back the woolly mammoth next. Can you imagine ridin’ around on a freakin’ MAMMOTH in Minecraft?!

So yeah, if you wanna experience some prehistoric craziness and have a blast with us, join our server now! Just watch out for those pesky velociraptors, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Allies, Bedrock Compatible, Biomes, Community Focused, custom mechanics, Dark King, Discord, dynamic world generation, Exploration, Kingdom, Land claiming, legitimate accounts, Non-toxic environment, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Queen Lixia, Roleplay, RPG, smp, storytelling

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9149	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Features
Story-Driven Roleplay
Player-Driven Kingdoms
PvP with Purpose

Custom Mechanics
Dynamic World Generation
Community Focused
Bedrock Compatible
No Cracked Minecraft

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

FAQ

What is PhotonRebornSMP?

PhotonRebornSMP is a story-driven roleplay adventure Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in a rich, evolving narrative.

How can I join the server?

To join PhotonRebornSMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided in the Discord server after joining.

Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed on the server?

No, only legitimate Minecraft accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but must be part of the story and not done for griefing purposes.

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Towns Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dimension Hops:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	4945
Alien Abductions:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accurate, aita, asking, backing me up, biased friends., Boyfriend, CarCraft, college break, Confused, DISRESPECTFUL, errands, genuine question, hurt, Minecraft, mom, new car, phone call, random folks, Scared, Server, unbiased perspective, update, validation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Farms Harvested:	833	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Farms Harvested:	249	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9022	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5