PixelSamuraiDefense2025 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	246	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

yo, so this server is like the Japan of Minecraft servers, asking for the biggest defense budget EVER for the year 2025. like, they’re not messing around, they’re ready to defend against creepers, zombies, and even those pesky griefers.

join this server if you want to be part of a hardcore defense team, protecting the virtual land with your pixelated life. plus, rumor has it that the server owner once fought off an army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. legend says they emerged victorious, covered in dragon scales and glory.

so, if you’re looking for a server that takes defense seriously and has epic tales of triumph, this is the place for you. come join us and be a part of Minecraft history in the making. plus, we have unlimited virtual sushi rolls for all players. sushi rolls, people. what more could you ask for?

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Emeralds Found:	2884	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	260
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9922	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	412929	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9229
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	273	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	7632
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Farms Harvested:	317

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Items Found:	3968	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.